Who is the worst person you have been forced to work with (or hang out with)?

Tell us about this terrible person.

 

So this was actually pretty recent.
I did one of my girlfriend's a favor and went to her Pure Romance party. (Sex toys n ****)
I arrived late and took a seat and was soon passed a very large purple rubber ***** that immediately made me shutter so I wasn't feeling awesome about being there in the first place. After the hostess was done telling us about all the fancy odds and ends she was trying to sell us, this one girl with a sleeve and some piercings opened her mouth...her voice was the MOST irritating sound that I have ever heard. I've heard alot of sounds in my day but none get under my skin quite as much as this girl's did.
It was monotone and low. Like a fat chemistry teacher. No inflection and for the next hour all she did was talk about pills and her ****ty tattoos. I couldn't just leave my friend's house so I had to sit and listen to this chick go on and on about herself, which was, of course, the last thing I wanted to know about.
Talk about wanting to slit someone's vocal chords. I wish I could put a sound clip of it on here and let all of yall suffer for 30 second what I endured for over an hour!!!!

Wow. That feels good to get off my chest. Good post, man.